Fore-ward
I’m not a politician. Just a retired techie turned high school golf coach. I’m not affiliated with any party, nor do I endorse any causes.My retirement goals: coach, haunt BoCo Libraries, and perfect the picturesque swing that earned me the nickname “Chop.”That all changed in the fall of 2024, when I began chronicling the national election and was suddenly thrust into the muck.
job interviews
Ooops
Researching political stupidity, Mr. Chop finds amusement in some of history's greatest gaffs.
inspiration shining brightly
Coaches and Hunters
"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I am very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that."
In the beginning
Winner of something...
“I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's election night.”
- Anonymous
coroner corner
Stuart Little wields a chainsaw
“The skull is cut with this chainsaw to create a 'cap' that can be pried off. The connection to the spine is severed, and the brain is easily lifted out for examination.”
Satoshi Nakamoto or Peter Todd?
The Going Gets Weird
A shadowy cabal mines and manipulates Bitcoin. They unveil an audacious plan to launch orbital data centers, taking global financial control quite literally out of this world.
ELON, Trump, twain & holograms
The Weird Turn Pro
“Mr. Chop,” began The Elon. “We, the assembly, have consumed copious amounts of mushroom tea.”
Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
The tales herein are a compilation of Fantasy Football stories that have nothing to do with Fantasy Football and may or may not have happened to real or unreal people.