"Fore-ward"

I’m not a politician. Just a retired techie turned high school golf coach. I’m not affiliated with any party, nor do I endorse any causes.My retirement goals: coach, haunt BoCo Libraries, and perfect the picturesque swing that earned me the nickname “Chop.”That all changed in the fall of 2024, when I began chronicling the national election and was suddenly thrust into the muck.

department of ooops

Perry & The Bushes

The day of the infamous Donald Trump and Joe Biden debate, Mr. Chop is researching stupid politicians...

thrust into the limelight

Quayle, Johnson & Carter

Chop the Vote: How a Golf Coach Accidentally Became the People’s Candidate

Oooh, you a coach? Den you gots to come with me

Monsters & Coaches

"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I am very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that."

buy the ticket, take the ride

Hunters

"We can't stop here, this is bat country."

the winner's cor-o-ner

Who, Me?

"Life has become immeasurable better since I've been forced to stop taking it seriously."

it just gets better and better

Why me?

"Rudyard Kipling appeared before us in our shroomy dream. He recited the poem If. xAI told us your mother sent that poem to you on your 21st birthday in Oxford."